Welcome to Czerka Industries

About Czerka

Czerka is a corporation specializing in the interference of what is, and what has become, an ever growing imbecilic mass culture. Money is not what drives us. Profit margins do not matter. Investors have no say. Sensitive issues are a laughing matter to us. The clean corporate appearance you see before you is merely a façade designed specifically to mislead.

Our hidden goals are nothing short of complete global domination. While yes, other huge corporations, even entire governments may subversively engage in similar aspirations and tactics– We, at Czerka, are entirely open and honest about our motives.

In doing so, we form a collective consciousness far more powerful and insidious than any futile attempts you see coming from the foolish competition.